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When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up
male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs
typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state
so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.
Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks
rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them
yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it
When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly
Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"