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"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.
Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --
Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."
Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."
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a term used to someone who's being a nosy lil whore and you trying to get them to back tf up
"Hello Sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"
Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
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Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
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The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.
Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
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The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.
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The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.
He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.
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