Vets Helping Vets

a word a song and a call to action

Vets Helping Vets is an independent organization of men and women, not affiliated with any one organization, but work with all organizations, to try to make the world a better place where our children can once again roam this earth without the fear of going outside ~

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Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

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help me out

A subtle (?) way of asking someone for drugs, without alerting a keen ear that might be dropping from the eaves nearby.

Bob: Hey Jim, can you Help Me Out?
Jim: Sure Bob, same as always?

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AP bio-help

Obtaining ass on a daily basis, with the pretense of studying for AP Biology, usually with a male companion. This act is often referred to as Bio-ass and is commonly performed by a Bio-Slut.

Girl who wants ass: I believe I am failing bio, I could really use some AP bio-help! *WINK*
Boy with the available ass: No, I seem to remember that you aced the last test, but I will still make time to help you out. *WINK WINK*
Girl who wants ass: That sounds fabulous! Lets get dinner first.

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Get some help

A phrase some drama youtubers use to make their opinions seem more valid (when they're actually not). A synonym for fuck you and commit die.

*Youtuber gets involved in YouTube drama for views and subscribers*

Youtuber: yOu'rE sUCh a dIsGraCE tO HoOmAniTy!!1!!1!!!1!!!1!!1 gO gEt sOmE hElP!! 1!1!1!1!1!

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Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

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Help McSweeney Move

The act of adjusting one's self while wearing constricting underpants.

"Yo, hold up, I've got to help mcsweeney move"