High School

a four year test of how much bullshit you can put up with.

unfortunately this an apropriate way to prepare for this word of bullshit we all live in

everyone in high school pretends like their time there will actually amount to something other than a piece of paper when you graduate

Asian High

When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.

Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.

(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)

Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."

Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.

high expectations

The inflated degree of hoped-for euphoria that one initially possesses when trying out a new psychedelic drug, spiritual/meditation regimen, etc.

It's not a good idea to have high expectations, especially if you have trouble handling disappointment. Everyone's metabolism and chemical makeup is different, so individual results and effects will vary widely (and WILDly).

That's So High

1. Something that you say when someone does/says something that they would do when they are mad high.

2. Anything funny or cool that someone says/does that would be greatly enhanced when that person and the group of friends he/she was with when they were all mad high.

1. (Person 1) Dude, let's go get some tortilla chips, but instead of salsa, let's use NUTELLA!!
(Person 2) Haha, that's so high.

2. (Person 1) Dude, how fun would it be to go to Burger King, then take our food and climb up the service ladder and eat on the roof!
(Person 2) That's so high. Let's do it!

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High-Speed

A military term for someone who thinks ahead, and shows a good amount of dependability.

Can also be used in a negative manner, see example B.

Hey, high-speed, good work on getting the trucks up.

Hey, HIGH-SPEED, how about you take your weapon off safe before you try to fire it, how bout'that?

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runner's high

Something that actually exists. After strenuous exercise endorphines are released creating a "high" feeling. Its not the same as a marijuana type high. Its more of a lightheaded feeling and you cant feel your body alowwing you to run even further. You wont get it if you run 5 minutes. Most feel the effect after 30-40 minutes of hard running.

Joe: Dude runner's high doesnt exist.

Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.

Joe: well how long do you have to run?

Bob: about half an hour.

Joe: fuck that.

exercise isnt for everyone.

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high as fuck

Something you would urbandictionary while high as fuck

"Dude, I'm high as fuck. I wonder what the urbandictionary says about being high as fuck"

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