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When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here
Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas
Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is
Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover
every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway
Someone who sucks away your whole personality but they don’t have enough imagination to have their own..
Everything I say she says 10 minutes after. What a personality hoover.
Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.