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mr hoover

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.

dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me

by flutewhoisgoodbutneverdoestest February 28, 2019


Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022


super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.

Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.

by Justanoldguy1990 August 8, 2020


Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023


wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017


Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 17, 2022


Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave

There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver

by Tactical poptart December 16, 2015