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A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
Last night I meet Britney Spears in an alley and gave her a dirty hot pocket on top of a dumpster.
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when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit
omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
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When you put saran wrap on a girls vagina and then shit on it.
After engaging in oral sex I place saran wrap on my girlfriends vagina and hot pocket'd the shit outta her!
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When a guy pukes in a girls vagina and then proceeds to fuck and finish inside of her.
After giving Brittany the Roman hot pocket, my stomach felt much better.
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The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.
Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.
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The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo
My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!
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n. When you eat a food that feels great when you're eating it but five minutes later it makes you very tired and bloated. Derived from the title food, Hot Pockets, which are famous for being disgusting and delicious at the same time but ultimately causing a nap to ensue a few minutes after its consumption. Examples include Hot Pockets, Lucky Charms and McDonalds.
I shouldn't have had so many Lucky Charms, man. I'm feeling the Hot Pocket Effect.
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