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what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.
TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole
brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol
i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap
Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure
The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan
*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava
Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
*fight continues*
Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes
Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches
Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive
Anakin is carried away
Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.
Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.
Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.
Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned
omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.
Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
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