A strange kid who is in love with a beautiful girl named Ava who is way out of his league but he still desperately tries to get her 2 love him back!!!! And who also has a bad haircut and styles his hair to look like a mop.
Jen-do u she that kids hair over there he must be a Ian
Bob -yeah ur right I think he is
A guy who can make a 3 hour backstory from a single word. Always stressed and finds a way to bore an entire room in a manner of seconds. A great guy with good intentions. Still annoying as fuck sometimes.
guy: oh shit, it's ian
girl: don't engage or you'll never escape his grasp!
ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!
Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME
Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.
A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him
Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass
"I'm not a good boy anymore