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Crime-infested city in Illinois that has become a huge dump of shit nowadays.
Rockford, Illinois: Screw City is a fitting name
When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.
I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.
When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
An abandoned city that has become a huge shithole in recent years.
East St. Louis, Illinois is suffering too much