A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.
Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"
Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.
"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."
When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman
When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.
"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"
A harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one
"Oh dude I'm gonna dirty nip my GF Mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow"
When a girl's nipples are pushed in slightly giving the appearance of two buttons, often as a result of being overworked or tired, though this can be genetic .
"wow honey, you totally have button nips right now!"
"Shut up, Jason, I fucked your brother"
When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.
Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.