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When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
I tree branched that bitch last night.
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The name given to the act of chilling outside in the Summer Sun, most likely smoking weed and relaxing.It is another way of saying "do you want to chill?"
P1: Yo man
P2: Yo
P1: Bees and Trees?
P2: Yeah man!
nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith
my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?
It basically means for you to go suck a dick and since a tree is rough, it means for you to choke and die on it. As harsh as it sounds, you say this to a person you dislike or you don’t want anything to do with.
Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.
The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.
Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*
Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"
When you enter soft but it slowly but surely gets fully erect.
You lay the pipe on Stephanie last night Jim? No, but I planted the spruce tree.
Doing your laundry on a tree at school
Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.