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self blow

act where man sucks his own dick

"Keith got bored and gave himself a self blow and recorded for the hub

by severebadbreath July 15, 2020


Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude June 24, 2015


Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

•talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~

Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...

by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 23, 2016


self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

by stalkerette April 4, 2009


self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017


self centered

A person who thinks the world revolves around them

P1: blah blah blahs so self centered all they talk about is themselves

P2: tru tru

by skskskandioop69 November 1, 2019

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self harm

Self harm is self explanatory. It is inflicting physical pain on your body through cutting, burning, hitting, and many other things. Self harm can also be considered abusing drugs harmful to your body. Usually it takes alot of mental and emotional pain. As a victim of self harm i had cut and burned. If you have ever cut or self harmed then you know what this is and why you did it. It offers you a release to your mental and emotional pain by distracting it with physical pain. It becomes an addiction and its hard to stop. At first it hurts. But then the more you do it, it becomes numb. It will only get worse and worse. If you are self harming, thinking of self harming, or used to self harm, know this, you are not helping yourself. Your hurting yourself even worse. I have scars on my arms that will not fade away. I was addicted and couldnt stop. You will regret it. You will be insecure about it. You are beautiful. Whether you are a male or female you are beautiful. You dont need to do this to yourself. Because it feels good at the moment, but crushes you at the next. Stay strong. Dont hurt yourself please

Why do you self harm your body

by musicbaby July 3, 2014

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