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Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.
1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.
this card counters the infinite no you. the person who tries to counter any of the cards crafted by this creatorhas thousand light year+ infinite gay and cannot be countered
by anything in existence.
no you
infinite no you
extremely infinite no you
Here will be a million person lets see how far i can go!
Person 1: hey bro person 2 how ya doing?
Person 2: nothing much- OMG WHAT IS THAT?
Person 3: oh uhm this is my nuclear power machine ☢️
Person 4: BLOW UP PERSON 5 WITH THAT!
Person 5: huh? What did you SAYYYYYY-
Person 6: OH MY GOSH PERSON 5 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU
Person 7: im lucky i was 0.01% chance of surviving!
Person 8 wait what im just waiting for infinite times!
Person 9: HAHA HAHA IM YE MONSTER
Person 10: ok youngling get in the double digits than we will talk
Person 11: heh these minors are just always bragging about being picked in here PEACHES!
Person 12: dude stop posting about BALLER
Person 13: person 12 arent you meant to be in the mental hospital?
Person 14: GUYS DISASTER STRUCK RUNN!!!
Person 15: HUH IM ON YOUR WAY
Person 16: is this the first time im every being used?
Person 17: no i think second time
Person 18: nope i actually think 3rd time
Person 19: HEY BOIS IM IN
Person 20: guys why are the police arresting me i didnt kill person 21!
Person 21: *DEAD*
Person 22: dude i witnessed you
Person 23: bruv your gonna be next.
Person 24: dude this creator is really getting creatively dumber with each line
Person 25: yeah tru dat *TURNS INTO GOD*
Person 26: alphabeticals done now ima kill u all cuz i created u
HORNY WEEDING LEGENDS!!
Person 69: hey guys im horny
Person 420: im smoking weed everday uh uh m uh
Person 42069: i did 420 69 times today
Person 69420 i do 69 with people at 4:20
“Defintion of infinite persons”
The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.
My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia