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The hyperbolic end of insanity.
I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.
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The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.
Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!
Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.
A "gang" of hip-hop artists who rap about the hardships of life in the middle-class suburbs. They often rap about committing violent acts, though we all know if actual gangsters rolled up on them they wouldn't know what the fuck to do.
Known for songs such as: "In My Room" and "My Axe"
Jeff: Insane Clown Posse broenem whatchu finna do
Crip: Shut yo bitchass up wigger ill send yo ass to heaven lil bitch
Jeff: *runs*
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The act in when Jarvis farts and rotates his head 187 degrees until he starts to propell away using his head and his brother Faze Kay goes 'your insane Jarvis' and then Jarvis gets permanently banned from fortnite for life.
Jarvis-poop FART *starts flying*
Faze Kay-Your insane JARVIS
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bat-fuck insane is the adjective meaning "in a state of bat-fuck insanity"
It is often used to qualify gravy, old bicycles, wizards and the like.
The symptoms of bat-fuck insanity include sudden urges to watch Batman, to fly, to succomb to the total madness of the woooooOOOrld, and to rip cats in shreds.
Contrary to unpopular belief, somebody who is bat-fuck insane is NOT more likely to become mad at a zoophile than to become mad about Zoophilia.
"My mom cut my cat in two, spread his internal organs on the table and started throwing plates at the TV"
"Congratulations ! and what did you do ?"
"I used my cat's kidneys to replace my ears because I couldn't hear the sound of the TV anymore"
"I totally hear you bro"
"well I can't hear you because I have no ears"
-A normal conversation between two bat-fuck insane people.
famous quotes :
"You am bat fuck insane" - Santa Claus after his shower.
"This cheese will sound good on your grave" - Deadmau5 to his dead mouse
"I like trains" - a certain guy
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One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.
Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.
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The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.
Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.