A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.
Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!
The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner
Ex.
Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her
Lisa: she such a skeez
Guy 1: Have you ever tried beef from Iowa?
Guy 2: Nah, I've tried Iowa beef before, though.