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Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
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When you are held to a higher standard simply because of your national origin.
When you are condemned you for actions that are acceptable when committed by others.
Johny was Israeled when his teacher punished him for talking in class but did not punish Sammy for talking in class.
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Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!
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To be double crossed, like how the zionazis begged for asylum in palestine and repaid the kindness with full blown genocide and warcrimes daily, fuckkikes
That fucking kike israeled me on the money he owes me, I guess it's in their nature to covet
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Overcame bad odds to achieve remarkable things, such as building farms and cities in a rocky desert, escaping the Holocaust with no possessions and then building a business and becoming a philanthropist, maintaining a democracy and a growing population while under attack from all borders, etc
"Jorge was born into poverty and homelessness but he israeled his butt off to become a doctor and now he helps his old community."
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Being subjected to racism, bigotry, gaslighting, or moving goal posts for simply being right.
Jon was Israeled for saying Trump didn’t win the 2020 election.
Jake was Israeled for pointing out racial disparity in criminal justice sentencing
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The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.
- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!
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