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Large social gathering, esp. one held in secret to avoid the attentions of the press, police and public.
"I want to apologise," Boris Johnson tells MPs before PMQs begins, "I believed implicitly that this was a work event"
"Which wines and cheeses should I bring to Friday's work event?"
A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.
Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."
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When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over
Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever
Julian: Was she putting in the work?
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The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).
Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)
Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*
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A person who noticeably works harder than others. Their work ethic is virtually unrivaled and superior to most. Their ethic is tremendous, fatiguing and nearly impossible to imitate.
Wow, I cannot keep up with him, it's impossible, he is a work beast.
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An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.
Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!
A job that isn't the best paid but it's useful and legal
Auntie Louisa what do I do now? My girlfriend is pregnant
You get a job and support her the best you can. Even if it's something boring like working in a bakery.
But my mates will laugh at me
There's no shame in honest work that helps you provide for your family
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