That's what she said

The phrase a guy should never say to his girlfriend

Girlfriend: (about password) you gotta make sure v it's long enough
Boyfriend: that's what she said!

Girlfriend: *slaps*

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

That's what she said

A phrase used to blatantly point out the fact that something someone just said could be taken as a sexual double entendre. Usually found in America and other western countries as an adaptation of "as the actress said to the bishop". Other similar phrases include " Well..." and the aforementioned "as the actress said to the bishop"

Person 1: This sub is so long!
Person 2: That's what she said

That's What She Said

sneaking a little funny joke into every conversation

Girl:I'm going to slurp this whole thing right down my throat!
Boy: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

Of course said the horse

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

What if i said no

you use this to decline anything a person says

Person1: i got a new phone!

Person2: What if i said no

Person1: *Phone Disappears*

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That's what Rob said

A variation of, "That's what she said", originated from kick-ass lead singer, Rob Halford of Judas Priest. However, Rob is homosexual, and the phrase really just mocks his sexuality. This joke is not intended to make fun of Halford, only to torment your friends that set themselves up for a "that's what she said" joke.

Everybody and Their Brothers: "What do you want for lunch?"

Ange: "I'll have a wiener as usual."

Everybody and Their Brothers: "That's what Rob said."

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