Jan 8

The day to slap anyone named Alex

You: *slaps*

Alex: WTH DUDE- oh wait, its Jan 8. It’s all good bro.

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Jan 24th

National hug your mum day.

Persona 1: Bro have you hugged your mum today?
Persona 2: No why
Persona 1: You gotta! Its Jan 24th

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Jan 29

My birthday and hug your ex day.

jeff: hey, its hug your ex day!
tom: bro, I don't have an ex..
also Jan 29 is just my birthday soooo

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Jan 8th

Jan 8th is summon a demon day! Its very easy go to ur nearest libary and get "how to summon a demon book for dummies!" Why is it jan 8th? Cause i said so

"Yo, wtf is that next to you?!"
"A demon obviously."
"Why??"
"Because is jan 8th! Summon a demon day!"

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Bert-jan

Bert-jan
: Bert stands for, not leaving some girl behind in the club without saying "bye cutie!"
: jan stand for, doing something diferent but in a flashiniss way of live

Bert-jan was a special guy, he needed his dog to survive.

"yeas! I finaly became a Bert-jan soldier, i feel great now. I would screem it of the rooftops
''did you see that Bert-jan guy, he is so sweet to girls and he looks verry flashy

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Jan-bombing

Repeatedly bombarding the social media page of an unsuspecting acquaintance with pictures of 1980s Liverpool and Denmark football star, Jan Molby.

Peter totally Jan-bombed my Facebook page.

I spent all morning Jan-bombing William Shatner's MySpace page.

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Jan 17th

The day that consists of bud smoking, sexual intercourse, and drinking. Best if laying in an open field under the stars, get ready for a trip to space.

Dude!, guess what day it is?
What day is it Shanna?!
Its Jan 17th, you know Kaela, L.S.B.!
Ill get the bud, You'll get the guys,
And little johnny boy here will get the L.

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