jeff beck

Beautiful. FAN FUCKIN TASTIC!!!

Listen to Cause we ended as lovers

58👍 14👎

JEFF HARDY

my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way

when he jumped of the 20 foot ladder that was intence

347👍 112👎

The Spanish Jeff

–noun, plural -fes  /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.

A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.

Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."

Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"

Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."

23👍 4👎

Jeff Bezos

Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator

Bro Jeff Bezos Is Soooo Rich

93👍 27👎

Jeff Skinner

The craziest motherfucking NHL player you will ever meet. Constantly cusses and gets in major fights.

"Did you see that huge fight during the Hurricanes game last night?"

"Yeah, Jeff Skinner pwned that bitch down."

25👍 5👎

jeff buckley

great song writer with amazing lyrics of pure honesty. Died in the mississipi river in 1996 as the current was too strong. best song is last goodbye.

id marry jeff buckley if he were alive

96👍 27👎

Pull a jeff

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

14👍 2👎