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A nice person to be with, But sometimes can be very betraying! As long as your nice to them, they won't bite. But watch your back if your not!
Did you see that girl, she's such a Jade!
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Jade is a beautiful girl, but is cursed with a bitter heart. If you know a Jade, it is most likely your are familiar with her cynical nature and her negative outlook on life. To listen to a Jade, you would think she has it bad. Fortunately, most Jade's are actually blessed with a wonderful and full life, but refuse to recognise it.
It is most likely that Jade will ruin everybody's Christmas, every year!
"What a crap Christmas we had" - Family member 1
"Yeah, Jade struck again!" - Family member 2
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Its a Neurological photography deju va disorder /condition where the injured person brain thinks every item in any photography is associated to them in some way. No one is sure what causes this but it seems to affect Guyanese zone 3 females more than any other ethnicity/gender.
Clive - hey look at this pic of my home in Guyana
Anita - thats my home
Clive - wth , i lived there all my life basically
Anita - the car in front, thats my car too
Clive - are you okay Anita? you're acting Jaded now
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Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.
Person: Hi!
Jade: I'm a bitch.
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There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...
Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!
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Just a mean and ruthless person. The kind of person to flush live goldfish and breed mean cats. Draws a blank whenever someone makes a Finding Dory joke and doesn’t even watch the office. 3/10 Would recommend.
“Did you hear that Jade doesn’t even speak whale!?”
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Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded
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