jazz mags

Magazines that contain images of the female species in various states of undress.

In some cases these images include red jacket shots

"Oh bollocks Dad, have you been borrowing my jazz mags again"

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Nigger jazz

Adj. Term used by old white southern people to define afro-Influenced music such as rap, hip hop, R&B, and jazz.

He walked out of the store with his coat full of CD's, I'll bet he stole a bunch of nigger jazz.

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hugh jazz

the name commonly referred to the kind gentleman who was present at Moe's Tavern whilst Bart Simpson coincidentally made a phone call there asking for "hugh, last name jazz?" when said out loud and unknowingly the name Hugh Jazz sounds very similar to the phrase "huge ass"

C-Bear and Jamaal-"damn homeboy, that broad has a huge ass!"
(a business man calmly strolls by a stops upon hearing "huge ass")
Man- "Yes, I'm Hugh Jazz, how did you know my name?"

at which point the situation at hand is so funny you cannot help but laugh

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Jizz Jazz

Sexual music.

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

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Jimmy-Jazz

A piece of information that is trite and not worth recounting or listening to.

Scenarios or acts of this same nature constitute usage of the word as well.

Don't give me that jimmy-jazz.

Once I'm done with this jimmy-jazz I'll come smoke with you.

Jane: What's been up?
Jim: Just taking care of a bunch of jimmy-jazz.

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all that jazz

all that bullshit, all that stuff, talk, etc.

Nobody cares about all that jazz.

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Jazz Police

Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.

Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.

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