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a complete ass who blames everything on women, blacks, gays, etc. he lives in a massive house which i'd probably trty to blow up if there wasn't a huge-ass fence around it. it really sucks that my town has been refered to as "falwell's town."
holy crap, it's a giant white elephant! no, that's just falwell.
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Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!
1. To completely fuck something up.
2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.
Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!
Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.
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A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.
Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.
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Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.
A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'
Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA
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1.To be timid or scared
2.To be scared like Jerry (the mouse) from Tom and Jerry.
1.Why did you not ask your boss for a day off on Inauguration Day? "You're scary jerry!"
2. You're scary jerry for not hollering at that bad slig. She was a 10.
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The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.
(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)
Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"
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An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best
God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys
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