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Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)
Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
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A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.
Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)
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A woman that is being stingy giving up the pussy.
That chick at the club last night was being a vagina Jew.
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Not a real Jew, just plays one in the movies. Sometimes directors need an actor whom the audience will immediately recognize as Jewish, but isn't in real life, because, hey, who doesn't like to discriminate where it counts?
Ben Kingsley is the biggest Movie Jew I've ever seen. John Turturro is a close second.
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The real problem with sea Jews is they can't be burned.
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A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
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A person who is very stingy with the usage of their household's bandwidth.
Guy 1: Hey, torrent Gears of War 3 for me? My internet's capped. :(
Bandwidth Jew: Uh, sorry. I don't like downloading large files (Secretly downloads shitloads of porn). Just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx :)
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