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Jon Benign

That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

"Have you heard of the Beatles?"
"Duh..."
"Well, they are pretty great...but FUCK it, LISTEN TO JON BENIGN!!"

by Hysterika July 11, 2008


Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin March 19, 2006


jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 19, 2021


Jon Groller

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.

Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙

by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023


Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 2, 2019


Jon-Some

An orgy with anyone named Jon

Jon: Do you want to have a jon-some?
Person: Hell yeah, lets get it

by mistakwabs May 3, 2021


brande and jon

Perfect

Brande and Jon are perfect!

by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017