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July 19, is the day that the shyist and kind people are born. Lots of people born on this day are short for a long period of time. These people like to stay with there friends and also don't like competitors who try to take there friends away.
July 19, is the day that I was born and my friend was born on this day to, so we felt the same about this.
July 27 is the day the most fashionable people were born, they can’t sing but they are still talented. July 27 is also the day were you do kinky stuff ;)
Friend 1: Hey, you wanna know my birthday?
Friend 2: Sureeee
Friend 1: I was born on July 27th! It’s also known as a kinky day ;)
Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.
After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.
The 5th of July is the best day ever!
Everyone got trashed this 5th of July
THE BEST DAY FOR A BIRTHDAYY WOOO ONLY HOT SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOO
Holy shit shorty hot asf😻 their birthday MUST be on july 6th!!!
National send panties pics. You have to show boxers, thong, briefs, g-string, t-string etc. that make your ass cheeks feel sexy.
It’s almost July 10, I should wash my panties.
1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".
German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"