Just the tip

during vaginal intercourse, when the man inserts "just the tip" of his penis.

Vince vaugh uses this phrase when describing the pain of dating to his secretary in "The Wedding Crashers"...."play a little game of just the tip"

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Just Sayin'

This often rage-inducing saying is typically preceded by a blatantly honest statement that's likely to insult at least one person with it's cold, bitter truth. Frequent usage of this saying can spread it's use like a highly aggressive plague, eventually saturating almost all conversations, particularly on the Internet where anonymity encourages impolite truths.

Erin: Dude, this game is mad hard.
Jay: If you just had a lobotomy it might be. Just sayin'.
Erin: ... I hate you so much right now.
Jay: Look, I'm just sayin' that-
Erin: DIE IN A FIRE!

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just a hair

An incredibly small distance or width, way less than a smidgen or bit.

Okay, move the laser target just a hair.

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Just Monika

A little bit of Monika in my life
A little bit of Monika by my side
A little bit of Monika is all I need
A little bit of Monika is what I see
A little bit of Monika in the sun
A little bit of Monika all night long
A little bit of Monika here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Just Monika

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Just shit

When something reaches its maximum level of being shitty.

Jonas brothers are just shit.

I was forced to watch Twilight, and it was just shit.

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Just Be Yourself

When you are in an intoxicated setting typically white girl wasted and someone tells you to just be yourself they really want you to act like a blacked out idiot. There's always that one friend that will take it to the next level. An event when one is just being themselves typically doesn't end well.

The Plural Version- "just being themselves"
Solo version- "just being myself"

"It's like 1 in the afternoon and I'm already 6 mimosas deep."
"It's ok girl, just be yourself."

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just bounce

Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.

Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."

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