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A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time
Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass
Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons
Keith: OK, see ya
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The act of manually stimulating a women's vagina using only your middle finger and ring finger simultaneously.
Did you give her the Kelly Special last night?
Yes.
verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"
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A man that is undefinable because he is so great.
Dancing Extraordinaire.
That boy can move like a Gene Kelly!
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
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Considered by many to be one of the greatest Irish folk singers ever. Immediately distinguishable by his large ginger fro, Luke was heavily involved in the folk music revival that started in the 1960s. Most notable for being a member of the Dubliners for most of his career, he also did solo work and was heavily active politically.
When I listen to Luke Kelly's rendition of The Rocky Road to Dublin, my hair gets a little redder and I have an urge to drink a pint.
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When a caretaker/ teacher leans to tuck in your shirt and jiggles your balls while ripping them from your body. Often he may keep them as trophies, to impress woman.
“Hey dude, i heard you got the Mr Kelly last night
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