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A cute little kitten running through a field of dandelions. Is sometimes seen being chased by a pair of Domo-kuns.
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.
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Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.
For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.
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Meatloaf Kitty (a.k.a. cat loaves) is the expression used when you find your feline friend with his paws and tail completely tucked beneath his/her body. It looks somewhat like she/he is sitting in an imaginary meatloaf pan. If a tail is still protruding, it is not an officially sanctioned meatloaf.
When a human encounters such a sight, it is usually proclaimed aloud: "sing-songy Meat...loaf... Meatloaf Kitty!".
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A petite asian porn star. Though flat chested and innocent looking she can "handle" any "thing" that "comes" her way.
(wink wink). Born in Cali, her nick name was given to her by an experienced adult star that thought it suited her cute/innocent appearance.
Dude, I'd give my left arm to do a movie with Kitty Jung!
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Lisped variation of the phrase "Kitty Kisses", or to kiss a kitten.
Originally, a gag where the aggressor puts his finger into the mouth of a feline and then into the mouth of his unsuspecting victim, yelling out in a fruity fashion, "KITTY KITHES!!!". Often accompanied by an open fingered, vigorous clap to show unbridled excitement over the smiting of ones enemies in such a ridiculous fashion.
More recently the term has been used to show any kind of excitement (sexual or otherwise) to a gathered group of friends.
Also used to make strangers uncomfortable in public. Occasionally used in the same manner "Cheese!" is used in posing for a photograph.
Other known variations include pug kithes and kennel kithes. Both variations use the same fruity tone and fruity hand clapping.
Generally, the fruitier and louder the Kitty Kith, the better. This will result in greater volumes of laughter from your friends.
See also: Sebo, Seabass, Seebs.
Photographer: Alright, everyone say 'Cheese!'.
Group: 'KITTY KITHES!!!'
Photographer: (under his breath) What a bunch of homos...
Group: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!!
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Really just nice person who loves people and is just the nicest person you will ever meet trust me I’ve been married to a kitty girl for 7 years best 7 years of my life
That kitty girl is so nice
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1. Any abortion performed on a slutty kitty.
2. Any type of extremely cute abortion.
1. Cat, stop being such a whore or I'll have to get you a kitty abortion.
2. I had my hair, nails, and makeup done at the spa before I came into the clinic because I wanted it to be a kitty abortion.
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