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the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.
(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"
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The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.
Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit
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''I came home early and caught the wife doing the Kit-Kat shuffle over a picture of George Clooney last night.''
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Same thing as a first aid kit, except named this way because it will probably be the last time you use a first aid kit. Used in wars when soldiers are wounded, and are sure to die if they heal themselves, or not.
Day 234
Charlton and me were behind enemy lines. We sneaked around the base's corner when we were ambushed by sentries. We shot them down, but I was shot in the stomach, and was bleeding badly. Our orders were clear, we had to infiltrate the base, and I couldn't go back. Charlton took out the last aid kit.
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A girls back passage (or man's, not judging)
to 'Take a trip down ~': To perform anal sex on sb.
guy 1: you fuck that bird then?
guy 2: yeah mate, took a lil trip down the Kit Kat Highway
guy 1: nice one son!
The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.
A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?
B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.
A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!
(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up
"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."