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When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
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One of the richest counties in the United States and the richest county in Kansas with a median household income of 78,000 dollars. It is a upper-middle class county with only 6% of people below poverty level. Over 500,000 people live in Johnson County. The school districts in Johnson County are very good with a 95.8% of students graduating high school.
I am from Johnson County so I can say that most people in Johnson County live in their own bubble where they are separated from the rest of the world.
There are many cities and towns in Johnson County ranging from big ones like Overland Park, Olathe, Leawood, Lenexa and Shawnee Mission to small towns like De Soto, Gardner, Spring Hill, Mission Hills and Prairie Village.
Johnson County takes up 480 square miles. It was founded on August 25, 1855. It was named after Thomas Johnson.
I live in Johnson County, Kansas.
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Whenever you take a dump into someone's dryer before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the drying (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the French Cyclone.
Man 1: Dude, when Sam was drying his clothes, I dropped him a Kansas Dust Storm into his dryer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D
Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!
Man 1: I know!
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A place where eight graders stay getting pregnant
P1: Omg did you hear that Ashley is Pregnant
P2: Yeah THATS Westridge Middle (Kansas) for you
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The act of pooping in a females vagina and then having sexual intercourse with her
Last night was so great with michelle, i even gave her the kansas hot pocket... it felt amazing
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Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.
Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."
Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
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shitting in your hand, cumming on top of it, then feeding it to your girlfriend
i knew the girl was in to some freaky shit when she asked me to give her a kansas city cupcake.
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