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The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. (See also CORN HOLE)
After the movies, Frank treated Judy to a nice Hot Karl sundae, with whipped cream and nuts.
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An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”
To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.
"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."
A descendent of Karl Marx, seeks to implement an authoritarian regime in the United States where bananas are not allowed to be kept in the fridge at all. A pioneer in the field of gaslightology—is said to have lobbied the American Congress to implement the ideology "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss" into legal practice.
Amanda Karl just won an election in Omaha, I voted for her!
A sexy hot guy usually big and black with a massive shlong. This person will always kiss you goodnight.
Damn that guy Karl Diaz is a sussy baka
The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land
Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"
But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!