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the biggest slut you'll ever meet. dont trust a katie, she'll steal your friends & boyfriend. her only friends are the ones who fall naive to her little game. she only cares about herself, & lies her way out of situations. normally, a katie will claim she hates drama, when in fact she starts it.
1: Did you hear about katie?!
2: no, dude, what happened?
1: she got dumped, bro! she's hysterical!
2: meh, she won't be for long. the little skank's gonna have low self esteem sex & be right back where she was in no time.
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A triffling ho. A little girl who is too big for her britches and seeks the attention of other peoples significant others. Usually has red hair and acne. Lies constantly.
Person 1- Katie tried to steal my man again, I really wish she would wash her face and quit lying.
Person 2- She tried to steal my man too.... Why won't she take the hint?!?
Person 1- Because she is pathetic and stupid.
Person 2- I know, but that doesn't make me want to punch her in the mouth any less.
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The act of accidentally biting off the head of a man's penis while giving a blow job because she farted and had to say "Excuse me."
"I am at the hospital getting my dick reattached because last night some girl gave me a Katie!"
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he Katie is a vicious beast native to the US but will travel to wherever a "hot guy with abs" exists. The Katie is known for her brutal attacks upon attractive athletes and actors, in which she rips their abdomens and hangs them in her ditch in the ground. The Katie is not supposed to be out in daylight, for her face can seriously damage one's eyesight and brain function. The Katie has a distinct mating call, in which she shrieks loudly and flails her arms uncontrollably. The Katie, for a long time, was believed to be nearly impossible to sustain, but it was revealed that a taze in the buttock would stun the beast, and she would die of shock. The Katie is also prone to injuries, although they are often not severe at all, and it just exaggerates.
Why is that Katie out in daylight?!
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A bitch who steals your friends and goes out with every boy in the class. Thinks shes amazing but shes not.
katie: hey roisin, come over HERE...
me: GRRRRR
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A very annoying person, that just happens to be your friend. You don't want them to be, because they can be mean, annoying, and complete jerks. If you know a Katie, I would stay away.
Guy- Hey did you se the new girl, Katie?
Girl- Yeah, shes such a jerk!
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A girl who looks like dora the explorer, has a protuding camel toe & frequent panty lines, can't sing, and loves to sing amazing grace while canoeing all alone in the mountains of idaho.
Is that dora the explorer? No, it's katie.
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