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kelsey

her type is "BAD BOYS" that look like they're 10 years old and are no taller than 5'1. She is very short (5'3), and is a bookworm (only for romance). She lives for her snap hoes, snap is her entire life. She has rizzed up every man on earth, but won't actually date one. She even has ones pretending to be dating her. She has long rat claws (nails) that are used for dorito hand modelling.

"Who's that girl?"
"She's Kelsey, she does dorito hand modelling."

by .stephanie. May 3, 2023


Kelsey

the thot that broke my heart

Kelsey backstabbed me and dated a fucking white stick.

by nigger42069 November 26, 2018


Kelsey

Kelsey gives the best head ever and is very good in bed

Person 1: ‘you clapped Kelsey’s cheeks?!’
Person 2: ‘Yeah best head I’ve ever gotten she’s a keeper

by Hdhdhehes April 22, 2020


Kelsey

Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.

Person 1: Did you see Kelsey post Calvin

Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day

by Ya moms boyfriend October 10, 2021


Kelsey

A Kelsey is the best friend you could ask for. Loyal to a fault, great music taste, and an exceptional baker. She is wickedly smart, and lives to tell jokes. A Kelsey is strong physically and emotionally. She likes people to feel special and she likes to feel special too, even though she’ll brush things off and say that she doesn’t. She avoids conflict at all cost, but definitely has a mind of her own, and doesn’t have time for stupidity. She’s too busy studying and petting dogs.

Kelsey made macarons today. They were delectable.

by olives&pickles November 22, 2021


kelsey

gorgeous gorgeous girl

“kelsey is such a gorgeous gorgeous girl i love her

by iloveaboywho January 27, 2022


Kelsey

Will gain your trust as a friend then casually be cruel to you verbally and physically, A Kelsey will normal steal things from you regularly. A Kelsey will back stab you so be careful

P1 : I’m so angry
P2 : why?
P1 : A Kelsey stole from me

P2 : 🤬

by NamingThings101 November 3, 2019