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Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.
Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!
A cocktail
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice
Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?
Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.
Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors
When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.
A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy
When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott
"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"
Getting the old kentucky plug tonight, no slap rounds needed