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Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
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A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
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Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came
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Amazing at everything, he is the most trustful friend you will ever find. once he falls in love with you, he is willing to do anything for you. He is a very good boyfriend to have. Kevin is rich and he will spend that money for his girlfriend. His feelings might change often, but once he is sure about who he actaully likes, he will like her for a long time.
Ladies, hit up on guys named Kevin
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Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!
Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
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this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's
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Someone who is shorter than Alex
Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex
Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
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