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Keyboard Philanthropist

A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.

Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.

Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!

Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...

by Beargrid September 12, 2012

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keyboard-activist

A person who posts entries or comments on blogs and video sites completely unrelated to the topic currently under discussion, usually with a political motivation. Can...and should be used in a derogatory fashion.

I think all keyboard-activist (s) need to get a life.

by wnap2003 July 11, 2008

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keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

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silent keyboard

A term coined in January, 2004 on Fark.com as a term of honor for a departed member of an online community. Derives from the ham radio expression silent key and is abbreviated SKB.

In memory of Darkhop, gone SKB... we'll miss you, man

by Lady Csyde January 13, 2005

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shit keyboard

the tern usually used for when you make huge typo's over and over in IRC or some type of chat program

fck
fuckkkk
god damn what a shit keyboard

by phatboi20 February 4, 2010

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QWERTY keyboard

a keyboard layout that goes
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

what is the QWERTY keyboard?
Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

Z X C V B N M

by Sebastian Herb November 14, 2019

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Keyboard Warrior

A phrase often used on social media by Bullies who can't sustain s conversation or face facts , This manifests their suppressed desires to viliolently / sexually assault or even kill you .

A full and boring flag waver couldn't back up anything he waffled about in twitter , He then called me a keyboard warrior , you know the type that hide behind mates and the law when defend yourself from the wooses

by Artiethedog August 11, 2021

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