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When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.
Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it
Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue
Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide
Hey Dave why doesn’t Kurt Cobain drive.
Why?
He would rather ride shotgun!
The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.
Kurt Cobain might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.
Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.
Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018
Legendary legend. Beautiful body and face. Beautiful soul.
Kurt Cobain is the leader singer of grunge band Nirvana. Some of their most famous songs include Smells like teens spirit which recently hit 1 billion views as of Christmas 2019. The song was named after a smell his friends described him as, an American deodorant for teens named “Teens Spirit”.
An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
"E'rbody do the Kurt Cobain!" *Awkward shrugs*
“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.
Try it!
You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”