Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.
kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.
girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true
a big panda that was transformed into a human body
we saw a big kyle in the bushes
Kyle is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, and hot. He will never give up on you. He will keep trying until he has your heart. Kyle is the type of person to stay with you no matter what. He is a loveable person. Will always be the friend/boyfriend/girlfriend you would ever want to be with
GIRL 1- Wow is that Kyle?
GIRL 2- He's so hot
A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”