lamp nigger

A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.

-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.

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amber lamps

Amber Lamps is also slang for bring M&M's.

Bring the Amber Lamps.

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Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

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Pixar Lamp

A term for when one has sex and crams their dick into a hole in a similar fashion to the Pixar lamp stomping on the letter i.

Boomer Bear: I hooked up with a Gen Z cyber twink last night and we ran out of lube so I just Pixar Lamped him.
Millennial: Nice bro.

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lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

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dick lamp

A person who gets easily arroused

a person who is a dick or jerk in general

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

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Flesh Lamp

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

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