a gay who has lana del rey as his wallpaper on his phone. he contours his face and does his eyebrows. he considers himself liberal and open-minded, but is in fact a huge racist
oh my god, get a load of that lana del rey gay. he's like a southern belle in zachary quinto's body
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Ben: Have you seen Lana?
Jake: No I heard that thottie isnβt here today
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Used in a pejorative sense as an adjective for a synrhetic human shell in which to deposit foul human excretions.
Human A: "I will give you five bucks just to watch you buy a Lana Del Rey concert ticket."
Human B: "I think I'm gonna be sick."
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guy1: yo you know lana del rey?
guy2: ya she sucks hamsters are better.
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A boring female singer with a ugly and strange voice, everyone adores her Although she doesn't nothing special, she is just one more superficial superstar, pre-made, different of much other singers, she didn't have to work for her success, I don't understand why people take her as divine, she is just one more pop singer.
Fan: Lana Del Rey is perfect! The best singer everrrr!
Person A: Why? Is she Michael Jackson now? Lana is just one more pop singer, she is not The best
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Lana is a Horrible person who like to steal your man. She is obsessed with people who try to ignore her and thinks she has friends. She is very Dramatic, and is obsessed with being apart of and creating drama. She is very selfish and thinks she is the most popular when she is really not. She is not liked by anyone even if she thinks other wise. Lana is a horrible person to be around and if u have a boyfriend stay away. She has crushβs in people with names that start with J (cough Jackson cough). Lana is an over all monster, I highly recommend staying away before you become just like her.
Boiiiii you tried to steal my man if 5th grade STAY AWAYYY
Lana- lesbian
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