Lance Kool-Aid

A drink conceived by an ambitous group of drunken CNATT Marines. Consists of 2 parts:Vodka, 1 part:Tampico (must be Tampico), 1 part:7-Up. A drink for the descriminating individual who is "Semper Fidelis", or "Always Faithful"...to drinking. We salute you, Mr. Pointless Field Day Formation Guy!!! Oorah!

We gonna get them hoes fucked up on some Lance Kool-Aid

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Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

Get your Lance on

The process of getting intoxicated.

I got my motha fuckin Lance on last night and banged some fat chick named Mike.

Drink some of this shit and get your Lance on

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Lance D Fargo

Detroits finest.Total metal-head,sings,writes and founded the precious metal band "Burning Across".Proufoundly spiritual and deeply intuitive,he is revered by many.Also founded the Church of the Immaculate Conception (1999).aka LUCKYTROUBLE,LDF,LT,LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER,LLL,the duke of seven mile,Lance-alotta-ladies......all SEVENS....

Girl"who da fuck is dat bad-ass"

2nd Girl"dats DETROITS finest,LDF,LUCKYTROUBLE,Lance D Fargo"!

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Lance Armstrong Pong

A game of Beer Pong or Beirut played with one ping pong ball rather than the traditional two.

Our game of Beer Pong turned into Lance Armstrong Pong when the dog ate one of the balls.

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Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

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Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

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