ACS Law

A crude way of calling someone a 'wanker', used heavily between employees at actual UK law firms due to the derogatory nature of being known as a scumbag lawyer like the infamous Andrew Crossley.

davenport69_4u: LOL I just sent a legal letter to some dumb kid and her parents went ballistic!!! lmao down wit all pirates
RealLawyer: You sound like you're practicing for ACS Law, you utter simpleton.

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mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

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Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.

- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."

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Goodman's Law

Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.

Matt: Did you see Danielle and Nicole kiss when they were drunk?!
Aaron: Evidence of Goodman's Law.

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Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

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Karen-in-law

A Karen-in-law is the worst possible version of a mother-in-law to whom you are related.

"My Karen-in-law created a major fucking scene earlier because someone asked her to wear a mask."

Sefton's Law

Sefton’s Law states that the likelihood of mainstream adoption of new innovations is inversely proportionate to the extent to which using said innovation makes the user look like a dick.

Coined by Adam Sefton, Executive Creative Director at Reading Room

Google Glass is Sefton's Law in action. That wearers are already being called "glassholes" shows you that it'll never go mainstream.