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When you are mad at your girlfriend and tell her that both of you are going for a trip in the country side. You walk by a farm and remove her top and push her in a pile of cow manure.
That scene where Biff got covered in manure in "Back to the Future". He wore a brown leather jacket.
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An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."
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One who listens to power/heavy metal bands, which emphasise on "gay leather" themes* - lyrics, attire, etc.
*Typically fantasy depicted themes, but on their album covers, they're depicted as homosexuals in leather, w/ additional swords, and shields - something typical in an S&M homosexual pornography.
Manowar are a prominent 'gay leather' metal band. They're known for their S&M attires, 'gay leather' lyrics, which have redundant references to the word "sword".
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The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
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An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
Innocent bystander: *silent*
Drunk group: "LEATHER JACKET FORESKIN!"
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1) A phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing.
2) When referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps
1) "You wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!"
OR
Friend: Hey dude I think that teacher failed you on purpose!
Me: Ya man he really chaps my leathers!
2) Friend: Dude I think your moms hot!
Me: Uhh! That Chaps my leathers!
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When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".
neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.
Bob: I know right, I just bought it.
neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?
Bob: Go ahead.
*10 seconds later*
Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!
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