Adjective/Noun
A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved
You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.
another way of saying you are 33 years old
It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal
A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)
the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude
Anything goes. No trouble for your actions.
I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.
When someone is more legal than you
P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"
When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."