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Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019


jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022


Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022


legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023


Ben Dawson legal

Anything goes. No trouble for your actions.

I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.

by Ben zo January 13, 2023


Legaler

When someone is more legal than you

P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"

by みゆなつき August 13, 2017


legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017