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Lid peeler

A federal judge that is a sadist and gets away with just about anything including abusing children for fun. Does favors for people to cover is up and slavemakers flock to him. Breaking in women and children, spreading infections and making anyone who talks back just disappear.

That guys a lid peeler you don't want to get stuck in that courtroom they'll have a dungeon cell waiting for you.

by April 5, 2022


flip a lid

To jerk off angrily

-What do you do , when you're angry, Mark?
-Flip a lid!

by Jenson Marin March 2, 2017


Lidded

verb

1. To stay undercover, or move silently

2. The act of cheating undetected

3. High as shit

4. A synonym of cap

“I wanna hit shortie but she’s too narcissistic to ever keep the shits lidded…too many ears around her type shit!”

“How are you feeling, bruh?”
“…Fuckin’ lidded.”
“Lit!”
“No, no…Lidded

by A_LiThe_Guy February 3, 2022


Putting the lid on the pot

When you're making out with somebody with a bowl haircut

guy 1: He is making out with that girl again
guy 2: yeah she is putting the lid on the pot

by DetIkkeForkert April 8, 2018


Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018


lid splat

The layer of yoghurt that remains on the lid of the yoghurt after removing said lid.

I hate it when people lick the lid splat off when eating a yoghurt

by Smithysaintz March 18, 2018


Bin lid

An extra-large, round, flat bread-roll cut horizontally to make a sandwich, within which most often is served the Full English Breakfast. Full title might be "dustbin lid," named after the dustbin refuse receptacle of around 90 litres that predates the wheeliebin era. The lids are round and 50cm across, (20'' in old-money), the breads they're named after not as large, more like face-sized, but so called for exaggerated comical effect.

Morning, can I have a bin lid to pick up at 7, well done black pudding, tomatoes, no beans and a milky tea, one sugar.

by Daveylancs December 29, 2023