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A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock
1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling
A girl that only Jeff will love. The most beautiful girl and smart and patient, a girl who is quiet but noisy when there’s no one
Ling Jing is my gf
The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.
Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.
Ling Ling is our cancer friend Sanni who cut her hair short
''Sanni you are such a ling ling'' ''How are you ling ling''
Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that
Practice 40 hours a day to improve your classical music skills and be famous classical musicians just like TWOSET VIOLIN
"Go practice! Ling Ling 40 hours!"
Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.