Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.
Idea originally came from a βKornβ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"
βYour fucked!β had become a common saying between us.
After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!
So there you have it.
"dude your fucked..... literally."
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Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.
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An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.
Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"
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A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.
That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up
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Sex . the end . what do you except from an "URBAN" dictionary !
*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*
Every single word already had it's own definition.
Seriously i literally can't think of anything creative
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This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.
This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.
"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."
"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."
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