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What you say right before you are about to cum.
On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!
When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.
Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..
Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!
It means to smash. I’m either a sexual or non-sexual way
Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.
Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.
A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?
Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
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When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.
"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
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